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Madame Sam - This weeks forecast just for you...
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Leo
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Lets start with the Lion of the Zodiac, since it's obviously the most important (i.e. mine, just in case you wondered.) This week you will find a mysterious pair of shoes lurking behind your sofa - treat them well and they may prove to be the best friend you ever had. Listen to the wise words of Madame Sam, she is never wrong. Those doctors, they know nothing, they...never mind.
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Virgo
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Well, okay, I suppose its your turn now. Let me see, what's in store for you...Fruit will figure largely in your life this week, believe it or not, maybe you are considering changing to a healthy diet, or perhaps you're just going to a particularly odd fancy dress party. Either way, watch out for it, and remember to send me thank you messages for being right again (I love it when you do that).
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Libra
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Ah, we're round to the logical and well-balanced now. No silly fruit or shoes for you. No, for you I have a warning. No, listen carefully, I'm serious...I have had a message from the stars on behalf of all you Librans out there - do not go swimming this week. Apparently there is an outbreak of 'Green Shark' disease coming, and Librans are particularly vulnerable to diseases affecting fish. Ask your doctor if you don't believe me...not that you can trust them...do you know only 3% of doctors believe in astrology. Just goes to show you.
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